"It woz the Russians wot dun it" - at least according to Hillarity Clinton.
Really and truly, this is probably, looking behind the audible parts of the Clinton Narrative, what she wants us to believe. You see, whilst Putin struts his stuff in Russia, and Clinton is bridling at his heroic antics in Syria and on the Steppes, Hillarity's mind is feverishly concocting reasons why America should poke the Russian bear with the business end of a missile or six.
Meanwhile, she's busy collecting donations from countries like the Wahhabist Saudi Arabia in a pay-for-play arrangement, and planning to house countless thousands of fighting-age Middle-Eastern men, mostly Islamic, whose views don't comport with those Hillarity is said to espouse - namely feminism and a respect for the LGBTQIA+XYZ community.
Hillarity's consort in all of this is Humour Abedin, herself a Muslim with ties, for so 'tis said, to the Muslim Brotherhood. Add to which the usual leftist garbage about support for the Palestinians and, as Wikileaks recently revealed, selling arms to ISIS, we find ourselves in a precarious situation.
Hillarity Clinton isn't interested in America or its place in the world. She isn't even about self-aggrandisement, 'though that is a very handy by-product. All she cares about is money, according to legal analyst and practising lawyer Lionel of Lionel Media. She is, Lionel explains, low-rent trailer trash who, without the moneyed background of the Bushes, think of them how you will, uses state office and the promise of the Presidency as an asset, a cash-cow.
And so we have the Clinton Foundation, the Clinton Global Initiative - a shell corporation through which, as with Al Sharpton's NAN foundation, is a vehicle through which donors can safely donate without the tax implications and with complete deniability. It is said the Clintons use this as a slush-fund for a lavish lifestyle and, of course, for Hillarity's political ambitions, and it's also rumoured that funds are misappropriated - for example, an estimated ninety-five percent of money donated for children in Haiti went instead into the Clintons' pockets. The remainder was used to supply diluted AIDS drugs. And we haven't even gone into Whitewater, Travelgate and Laureate University.
To round it up, Clinton even supposes that the forces of nationalism, in which she includes Donald Trump and Nigel Farage, are being orchestrated by one Vladimir Putin. No wonder the United Nations and the European Union are keen to fix the election in her favour.
Hillarity is no laughing matter.